So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen....

OK so anyway I can't blog anymore.

The most important reason is that with my imminent unemployment and probable appointment as a Very Busy and Important Lady I need to reign in my social networking. The best metaphor I can come up with is that it's time to hang up my strappy wedges, don a sensible court shoe with a low heel, and thrust myself upon the real world with aplomb and straightlaced vigour.

Secondly, people actually read this (I'm shocked). So, I haven't blogged for ages as I live in terror of people actually reading it and talking to me about it (blogging from 20,000km away was far more anonymous!).

Thirdly, and this leads on from the second point, I think I'll get in trouble if I blog about all the interesting things I've been up to. My circle of friends is small enough that pseudonyms won't work in protectng their identities, and well, I'm not innocent either.

So from now on, I am blogging anonymously out there, somewhere..... I'll never tell!